lucrezialoveshercesare:

It’s like Hufflepuffs united



victusinveritas:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

Democracy in action.


arrowsforpens:

fuck-kirk:

fuck-kirk:

okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this. 

image

image


homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

image

shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god



fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy





thewinchestercave:

I got nine lives
Cat’s eyes
Usin’ every one of them and runnin’ wild


eilwaen:

looks like we got a lying whore



outerlabia:


fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food


deansscruffyangel:

heavenandhellcastiel:

crashinmyimagination:

teamfreeimpala:

I think we can add this to the group of weird faces Misha makes right before he fucks everything up


I like this one in particular.

this is my personal favourite

I’M FUCking CRying

deansscruffyangel:

heavenandhellcastiel:

crashinmyimagination:

teamfreeimpala:

I think we can add this to the group of weird faces Misha makes right before he fucks everything up

image

I like this one in particular.

imagethis is my personal favourite

I’M FUCking CRying